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Post by PAs_DillNillA on Mar 8, 2009 19:14:56 GMT -5
Alright, here is a place to talk about your funny red card stories you have been a part of or witnessed. Okay, so I was playing in this tournament this weekend and it was a college showcase last game of the tournament. We get the referee that is notorious for being a douche bag, hands out yellow cards left and right kicking fans out of the stands yada yada yada. Anyways.... I got my first yellow card for diving in the box trying to get a pk. My first dive of the game it was late. whatever... so then about 8 minutes later I get the ball again and this kid steps up to defend me. I absolutely juke the FUNK! out of this kid and in the process of juking i said "WHOOPSIES!" in a really high voice like in mortal kombat. Well, the ref was right behind me and he said "i dont liek the comment" and gave me another yellow card resulting in a red card. SHARE YOUR FUNNY STORIES!
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Post by PAs_Naz on Mar 8, 2009 20:36:07 GMT -5
Alright, here is a place to talk about your funny red card stories you have been a part of or witnessed. Okay, so I was playing in this tournament this weekend and it was a college showcase last game of the tournament. We get the referee that is notorious for being a douche bag, hands out yellow cards left and right kicking fans out of the stands yada yada yada. Anyways.... I got my first yellow card for diving in the box trying to get a pk. My first dive of the game it was late. whatever... so then about 8 minutes later I get the ball again and this kid steps up to defend me. I absolutely juke the FUNK! out of this kid and in the process of juking i said "WHOOPSIES!" in a really high voice like in mortal kombat. Well, the ref was right behind me and he said "i dont liek the comment" and gave me another yellow card resulting in a red card. SHARE YOUR FUNNY STORIES! damn so you do that shit often, damn flopper!
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Post by PAs_Naz on Mar 8, 2009 21:00:31 GMT -5
I'm playing RB, and decide to go up, I'm going up the wing with the ball and the ball gets a bit away from me, some midfielder starts running towards the me and makes a sliding challenge from the side, I try and jump over him but I get like a foot in his calf. I get a straight red card, but it was clearly unintentional.
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PAs_DillNillA
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Post by PAs_DillNillA on Mar 9, 2009 20:42:46 GMT -5
Alright, here is a place to talk about your funny red card stories you have been a part of or witnessed. Okay, so I was playing in this tournament this weekend and it was a college showcase last game of the tournament. We get the referee that is notorious for being a douche bag, hands out yellow cards left and right kicking fans out of the stands yada yada yada. Anyways.... I got my first yellow card for diving in the box trying to get a pk. My first dive of the game it was late. whatever... so then about 8 minutes later I get the ball again and this kid steps up to defend me. I absolutely juke the FUNK! out of this kid and in the process of juking i said "WHOOPSIES!" in a really high voice like in mortal kombat. Well, the ref was right behind me and he said "i dont liek the comment" and gave me another yellow card resulting in a red card. SHARE YOUR FUNNY STORIES! damn so you do that shit often, damn flopper! Yeah, im a notorious flopper haha and most of the time i get the call.
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Post by PAs_Naz on Mar 9, 2009 21:10:50 GMT -5
This guy must be your idol then:
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Post by PAs_DillNillA on Mar 10, 2009 0:31:24 GMT -5
hahaha nah im more of a Rooney fan myself
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Post by PAs_SilentX on Mar 12, 2009 0:52:21 GMT -5
I punted the ball into the ref from about 10 feet away when he was about to start jogging back to the other end of the field because he gave the other team a PK on a bullshit call. I stopped the PK then pegged the bastard resulting in me getting my red with about 3 minutes to go haha.
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Post by PAs_DillNillA on Mar 12, 2009 1:09:54 GMT -5
What did you learn from this experience? To kick the ball so it knocks him out so the funker cant red card me! hahahaha
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Post by PAs_SilentX on Mar 20, 2009 7:23:11 GMT -5
No kidding haha. Still irks me that he gave that call, bastard.
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